Shipstuck (by askLilCal)
a-ar.. are people actually shipping ships? is that a thing you can do? I mean, you’re hitting a pretty heavy meta slippery slope there, aren’t you?
I mean… what happens when people start shipping like: (BloodHound*DaveKat)X(SpaceTime*HateMarryMyself)?
To clarify, all participants become part Karkat, including the original Karkat, and Jade gets Dave, and obviously vice versa. The shipping being something half Dave and Karkat, half Jade and Karkat, shipped with something fully a half Karkat self-loathing, and two quarters Dave and Jade, respectively.
Which equates to them both being technically equivocal as far as composition, but phenotypically one is either really self-hate narcissistic, or else has Down’s syndrome; I’m not quite sure about how the chromosomes work out.
Needless to say, any possible offspring would be either a clone of one of the parents, a self-replicating mass of christmas-colored Karkat self-hostility, or else sterile from the sheer incestuousness of mating something with its essential twin.
But that’s just the beginning. What happens once we start having things like:
This is lunacy waiting to happen.
If nothing else, Tumblr would have to learn order of operations and punnet squares all over again.
So please, don’t make this a thing. Fandomstuck was fine, and even entertaining, but this is impending disaster.
(for those of you too uptight to get this is a joke, this is the time to start hitting backspace on your well-worded angry comment about how they can do whatever they want)